Wednesday, April 2, 2008

Third Wheel.

So, I'm considering the position of The Third Wheel. I've heard it's not as bad as it sounds. Actually I haven't heard that at all. I lied. But in all seriousness, It's a position to carefully consider, really. The Third Wheel. Why go solo if you can stick with the other two wheels? Plus, you know adding a third wheel for safety will be better than a two-wheeler alone that could easily tip or be swayed by the wind. Yes, a third wheel for safety's sake. A third wheel is practically a necessity--certainly a position that must be filled. Of course anyone would rather be The Second Wheel. Unfortunately I fear that position will never be offered to me. I just don't get those kind of opportunities. Who says I'd take the position even if it was offered to me? Second Wheel is sort of a selfish position anyways. Being a humble Third Wheel might work better for me.

Plus, three is my favorite number...

and...and...the first two wheels won't forget me because they need me...

and...of course...it's obvious that...when considering...in certain circumstances...usually...

WHAT AM I THINKING?!

The end has come. Maybe. Actually, most certainly not.

Let me stop.

3 comments:

Miss Mocca said...

Aww sweety. The third wheel, eh? We should talk. I have a WHOLE FRICKIN' LOT of experience in that position. So I understand how you feel. Love yah!

Ben said...

I guess you're the third wheel if life is a tricycle.

Drea said...

whoa. this is the end??!! wuts that sposed to mean. and dude u so cant b the third wheel. cause i already am.